A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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