There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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