You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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