What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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