fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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