I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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