Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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