So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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