We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I FOUND THE LEGS
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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