I'm really into asian looking animals
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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