Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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