They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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