he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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