If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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