tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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