Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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