That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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