If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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