Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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