We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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