I wanna bring you to show and tell
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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