road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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