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The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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