dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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