I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
