i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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