how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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