Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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