As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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