hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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