thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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