Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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