Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit

(303): View more from Colorado

I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex

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(989): View more from Michigan

Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.

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(949): View more from California

My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.

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(209): View more from California

Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!

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