What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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