actually, I'm a sock model
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
