I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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