Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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