so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
