its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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