I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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