Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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