you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
