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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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