Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So much rum. So many feels.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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