I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Slut skills are useful in every country.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
tell me about the fingering
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