Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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