who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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