yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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