He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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