Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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