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That's how twitter works, right?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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