I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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