I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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