We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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