I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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