If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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