She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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