therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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